Is this how it works?

A plumber prays for toilets to break so he can make a living.





A woman prays for her plugged toilet to flush.





How does this work?..................... God stops up the toilet so the woman would pray for it to be fixed, then he can answer the plumbers prayer. He kills two prayers with one plug.Is this how it works?
LOL!!!! Actually, well Yes! In this relative world where things cannot exist without their opposite, that is the way it seems.


No light without dark, no good without bad, no plumbers without stuffed up plumbing!!! The existence of one creates the other. BOTH PRAY and get that AHHHHH!!!! feeling and - hey presto,- 2 satisfied people. I don't know about the cost to the woman - maybe she forgot to pray for a cheaper job or maybe God stuffed up the toilet because the plumber and the woman had to meet for some other reason, (in the greater scheme of things) that we cannot see.Is this how it works?
If he wills. Sure thing. Why not?
God is not a magician. God does not give a rat's *** about toilets and neither do I. I care about the kids all over the world who live in poverty. I care about the young girls who are gang raped by the Janjaweed and have to live with fistulas. I care about genocide and slavery. And God cares about that too. And we are called to change these things because we hvae been given the power to do that.





So get off your toilet and take action. Divestterror.org is a good place to start.
Let's hope someone prays for the tampon plugging the toilet.....YOU!!


Are you sitting there thinking you're cute with this drivel?


You don't want to know about God, because if you did you'd approach it alot differently.


Keep messing with fire and you're gonna get BURNED.


God doesn't find blasphemy amusing. One day, when He says, I NEVER KNEW YOU, you'll wish 2 things:


1. That you weren't such a smart ***


2. You had one drop of water on your tongue.


Watch out for that bolt of lightning punk!
Sounds about right to me. Other examples include: A father prays for money to feed his family while a man prays for wife. At the same time, a woman wishes for husband. God arranges for them to meet by telling the man to hide in a bush along the public road during the holy festival. He rapes her and pays her father some silver for the damage he does to her property and everyone is happy! Horray God!
No it is not, and even if I explained it, you wouldn't be able to understand it. 1 Corinthians 2:14


14 The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned. (NIV)
um not exactly.... the plumber most likely prays to help people in need of plumbing repair and installations.... not for stuff to break so they can make a living....